I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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