I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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