Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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