so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
