the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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