question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
