Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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