so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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