He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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