Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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