If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
