He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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