What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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