PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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