But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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