Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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