At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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