when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
