I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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