I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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