somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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