I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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