I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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