Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I believe in your delicious
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
