why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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