Its about making memories worth repressing
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
