Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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