And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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