I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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