My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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