Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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