At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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