people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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