We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I wear drunk well.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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