There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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