You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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