Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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