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  Booty call?

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  Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both

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• (707): View more from California

  I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic

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• (909): View more from California

  i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.

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