U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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