what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
