Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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