So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
