At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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