I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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