i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
should my penis look like a turkey
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
