i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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