Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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