What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
