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(210): View more from Texas

he referred to my room as the tit cave...

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(708): View more from Illinois

its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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(210): View more from Texas

OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.

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(641): View more from Iowa

My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.

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(928): View more from Arizona

He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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(925): View more from California

He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"

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(310): View more from California

Who is naked dude in the kitchen?

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