There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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