Dual....:-)
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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