I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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