But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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