I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
